All we know is he’s called Jeremy Clarkson.

jeremy clarkson

It’s time for a good old fashioned motoring show that isn’t really even a motoring show, and that means handing it over to our not-so-tame, rather outspoken presenter.

Some say he punched a producer after a day of filming because the only food available was cold… and he wanted a steak. All we know is, he’s called Jeremy Clarkson.

Some say he used the “n-word” when trying to decide between two cars using the “eeny meeny miny moe” nursery rhyme. All we know is, he’s called Jeremy Clarkson.

Some say he named his dog after Didier Drogba because it was black. All we know is, he’s called Jeremy Clarkson.

Some say he referred to a man crossing a bridge he built as a “slope.” All we know is, he’s called Jeremy Clarkson.

Some say he called for public workers that took part in strikes to be executed in front of their families. All we know is, he’s called Jeremy Clarkson.

Some say he parks electric cars in disabled parking bays, and even critiqued one car as having special needs. All we know is he’s called Jeremy Clarkson.

Some say he thinks that TV bosses are obsessed with hiring “black Muslim lesbians.” All we know is, he’s called Jeremy Clarkson.

Some say he’s an English broadcaster, journalist and writer who specialises in motoring. Some say he lives in Chipping Norton and has two children. All we know is… that’s true enough. The rest? Well, that’s just Jeremy Clarkson.